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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Father, 39, Has 1 Minor Symptom. Then He’s Given 2 Years to Live After 'Devastating' Diagnosis - AOL.com

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Glen Powell’s Ex Speaks Out on Actor Leaning Into Sydney Sweeney Romance Rumors to Boost ‘Anyone But You’ Publicity: ‘I Felt Like I Was Fed to the Dogs’ - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

'Ferris Bueller' star Mia Sara returns to the red carpet after 14-year movie hiatus: 'I'm very grateful!' - Entertainment Weekly

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

My boss called me on a Saturday to let me know he that due to financial reasons, I was no longer needed effective immediatley. 3 days later, he sends me a text asking about work issues. How do I respond?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Juror Dismissed In Sean "Diddy" Combs Trial For Perceived "Lying" - Deadline

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Fed's Powell brings blunt message to Congress on interest rates this week - TheStreet

Unacceptable again!

—

No go.

I have received a fake legal notice, with unreachable phone number and unidentified address and fake lawyer enrollment number. The notice has caused my family severe stress. I know the person who might have done this illegal act. What should I do?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Mario Kart World online update sparks backlash with subreddit now banning posts - My Nintendo News

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Citing storm delays, Chelsea coach asks whether some American cities are "the right place" to play - NBC Sports

No way

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Resident Evil surprise return announced by PlayStation - GAMINGbible

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

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